“If you don’t stick to your values when they’re being tested, they’re not values: they’re hobbies.”
~ Jon Stewart
“His heart as far from fraud as heaven from earth.”
~ William Shakespeare
“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”
~ Abraham Lincoln
“It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it. If you think about that, you’ll do things differently.”
~ Warren Buffett
“You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.”
~ Dorothy Parker
“Use honest scales, honest weights, and honest measures.”
~ Leviticus 19:36
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
~ Oscar Wilde
“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”
~ Groucho Marx
“It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.”
~ Warren Buffett
“Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.”
~ Golda Meir
“All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.”
~ Jane Wagner
“Hypocrisy is the homage that vice pays to virtue.”
~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld
“If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers!”
~ Homer Simpson
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”
~ Upton Sinclair
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
~ Albert Einstein
